Well - I was minding my own business Saturday late morning - working on getting a couple web sites finished up when…
suddenly there was a rapping, a rapping at my chamber door (well front door)

I thought to myself “hmmm, I wonder who that can be?” and wouldn’t ya know it, it was the fedex man…”hmmm” I thought again - I didn’t order anything from Amazon so I wonder what this is all about…

I open the door and what did I see, fresh cut flowers delievered just for me - geeez I feel all special and gooshy and stuff

After nearly crying all over the fedex man - I ran through a list of suspects in my head:
Daddy? Nah, he usually does the solitaire rose thing
Gausha (brother)? Nah, he’s never given me flowers and plus, I don’t think he knows my actual address (he knows where I live, just not the address)
Diana or Maxine? Lord knows my sisters love me, but as far as I can tell - I’m the only one out of us three who actually gets the other two flowers
Dale? That was an idea …but I hardly expected the guy who planned on getting me a lifesize bust of the Alien Queen (yes, from the movie Alien) to send me a “purple passion” bouquet - but, stranger things have happened. Then I realized he doesn’t know my address (hell, I don’t think he knows where I live anymore)
Grocery store stalker dude? That just freaked me out so my mind went into immediate denial

******?
1) He had motive: He’s the ex. Yes I know some people may be saying “ex?” that’s not motive to send flowers - that’s motive to do a slew of other things 99% of which are illegal…but we parted on good terms and we’re still friends ( )

2.) He had opportunity: He’s about 1,500 miles away so he could have sent them at any time he wasn’t talking to me on the phone without my knowing.

3.) He had the necessary information: He is the only person that I know of who has my mailing address (other than family and super observant friends who took note of the street name and house number, then looked up my zip code after visiting me, or my stalkers)

He tried to deny it, tried to blame it on the invisible boyfriend (geez I hate it when I have boyfriends I don’t even know about), and he even tried to pin it on grocery store dude which was really shattering my denial bubble…but I got him to crack

Thank you **** - they are soooo perrrrrty and I’m feelin all special. I still have no idea what I could have done or said to merit flowers out of the blue - but I’m not complaining…a girl likes to know she’s still appreciated every now and again.