“I’m not drunk, I just can’t feel my legs.”

Disclaimer: this only happened once, on my 21st b-day due to someone I know challenging me while I was already drunk to drink an entire bottle of something (???) by myself in 10 minutes knowing darn well I wouldn’t refuse a challenge which made me even drunker…since that day, I have not been drunk, ever, ever, ever again…

Ha “un-named” person, now you can no longer tease me about this - now the entire world knows…pretty slick huh?