I managed to spell my name for all of two seconds and I got proof…before someone stole my letters…
April Ramblings of the Mildly Insane Archives
Lack of Inspiration and Boredom
I’ve been struck by bouts of insomnia over the past couple days. I’m hoping to alleviate that this weekend. I think it’s because I’m getting very antsy about the project I’m working on “behind the scenes” and as it draws nearer to completion, the more nervous I get.
Anyhoo, I’ve been fiddling around in Photoshop just [...]
Finally Understanding the Importance of Leaving Messages
During the day, when I’m working, in an effort not to let my work take over every facet of my life - I use a combination of caller ID and my answering machine to screen my calls. If it’s a number I don’t recognize or if it’s someone I may not have the time to [...]
Public Service Announcement For the Youths of Today
Trust me on this, a time will come (most likely the next 10-20 years) when you will look back and ask yourself “what the hell was I wearing?!?” and you will want to burn all photos and evidence which may incriminate your generation - it’s inevitable, learn to deal with it now so you won’t [...]
Fleshbot gets an honourable mention
Fleshbot gets a mention in this month’s issue of Blender magazine regarding that whole (ucky) Fred Durst sex tape issue…pretty cool…
John D’Addario, editor of porn blog Fleshbot, is not optimistic. “As wankable material, it rates a zero. The girl is decent, but you have that gut and that unfortunate ***** taking up the whole frame.”
Go [...]
10 Reasons Why Visa Is Better Than American Express
American Express sucks ass in my opinion. The following reasons are based on a true story, I won’t go into details, but suffice it to say that American Express is being run by dumb asses.
1. When someone requests a business account be opened online - Visa calls the requester to verify their information, American Express [...]
I’ve Been Hiding Under A Rock
Well, not really, but it sounded good.
Apparently I’ve neglected this blog for a little while. The real reason is because I was abducted by nuclear kangaroos and deported to some weird freaky land where giant mole rats are their Gods or something…oh wait, I think that was just one of my freakish nightmares…
Seriously though, I’ve [...]
Can I Have A Pair of Those Ice Bling Mans?
On a recent shopping excursion to buy my nephew some shoes for his birthday, I got schooled.
He mentioned he wanted a pair of shoes, but for the life of me, I couldn’t remember the name of them. So, thinking the logical thing to do would be to ask the store clerk - and my best [...]
goalsetting
“It may not work like that in some people’s worlds, but it works like that in mine.”
I Like Memes
Stolen from Chrissie who stole it from Bitchalicious (oops, I mean “borrowed from”)…
Accent: Depends on my mood. I say I don’t have an accent, however, I frequently get asked if I’m from England.. If you piss me off though, I can sound pretty ghettofabu
Bra size: 36C
Chore I hate: cleaning toilets
Dad’s name: Donovan (i.e. Poppers)
Essential makeup: [...]
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