Ramblings of the Mildly Insane

This auction’s for you…too bad it’s closed.

My favorite question/answer:

Q: Do all the bidders on this item actually believe it works???
A: I hope not.

If you’re going to add me to your buddy list - please ask me first or at least send me a note along with the notification letting me know who the hell you are.

I know I said I would love to hear your voices and see some faces, and heck, I even mentioned that I run around in my skivvies too, but don’t lead me to a profile of your half naked photos…it’s just not right.

That’s all I’m gonna say…

While checking my stats, it seems that people are finding my site by searching for images via Google. What’s disturbing about this is, I know I specifically disallow any indexing of my images in the robots.txt file.

As far as I knew, Googlebot actually read and followed the instructions in the robots.txt, but apparently google.com.in and google.com.dk don’t…so, I’m curious - why is it that google.com can follow instructions, but the smaller sects of google feel that they are exempt?

I know it sounds a little weird, but I’m a little weird. I love to hear people speaking. I love the different accents, voice inflections, nuances.

It’s the same with faces. I love to look at faces and note all the features. I question, what makes a person “beautiful” and what makes a person “ugly”. To me, everyone is uniquely beautiful - odd, yes I know - but when your Portfolio concentration was literally “faces”, you learn to notice all the details which make a face beautiful.

Anyhoo, I was just cruising around some of my regular *spots* on the web and I realized something - I have a diverse audience. I noticed people from Scotland, Ireland, Denmark, Germany, Australia, Japan, even some other areas of the United States and I think it would be so cool to hear all of your voices (seeing faces would just be an added bonus).

Hmm, maybe I will get my skype thingy set up…

On a completely unrelated note, I now understand why my friends never let me try drugs, have sugar, or drink anything containing caffeine. I just had myself a giant mug of caffeinated coffee and now my hands can’t stop shaking and I can’t seem to stop moving. Already hyper people should not drink coffee.

I saw the Passion of the Christ with my sister when it just came out in theatres and I can safely say that it is one of very few movies which has stayed with me so long after I’ve seen it. Personally, I wish I had just stuck to reading the Bible - less graphic. Not saying it was a *bad* movie or anything - just slightly traumatizing.

So, why am I worried about being hellbound (I hear you asking)? Well, the movie stars a gentleman by the name of Jim Caviezel and I had seen him in a few movies prior — although I must admit, I had no idea who he was back then — and had the fleeting thought “hey, he’s mildly sexy…wonder who he is…” and that was that.

But nope, that wasn’t that. He had to go and star as Jesus Christ in the movie that has scarred me for life. Now I’m paranoid that by my thinking the guy who starred as Jesus Christ before I knew he would be starring as Jesus Christ is “mildly sexy”, God has already inked me into the “sorry, you’re screwed” section of the judgement book.

So why is this coming up now? Well, I just realized I was watching a movie with this dude and I immediately thought about the Passion of the Christ and him starring as Jesus Christ and crown of thorn images flipped through my mind and then I realized that once upon a time I thought this guy was “mildly sexy” and that translates into “holy crap, I’m going to hell - I better change the channel now”

Man, why did he have to accept that role? Now I can’t watch any movies with him in it anymore…and that kinda sucks because he happens to be in a few movies I own.

I think I have sleep deprivation issues. I’m going to bed now.

I’m not Catholic, but I’m still in shock. I saw the headline in my Yahoo! feed, but my eyes just kept passing over it. It wasn’t until the third time I really read it did I understand what it said.

Pope John Paul has been Pope since before I was born - I certainly didn’t expect him to actually die - ever. I guess he’s always been immortal to me. My heart definitely goes out to the Catholic community (and everyone who believed in the greatness of John Paul), losing such a prominent and spiritual figure is never an easy thing to deal with.