Yea…I read this meme courtesy of Jason and knew I had to participate :D

Play along? Leave your answers or a link to your webpage with your responses in the comments.

1. Would you rather: go face-first through a window OR ass-first into barbed wire?
2. chew on a live wolverine’s tail OR french kiss a llama?
3. become owner of the worst baseball team in a america OR the worst soccer/football team in the world?
4. be president bush’s next supreme court justice pick OR his next FEMA director?

My answers?
1. Ass first into barbed wire. Why? I may look like a gremlin to some people, but I do like my face and I don’t have to meet people ass first.

2. French kiss a llama. As disgusting as that is, it’s the lesser of two evils. One of three very bad things can happen while chewing on a wolverine’s tail and frankly, I don’t want to take my chances with any of them.

3. Worst baseball team in America. There’s still a slim chance I’d actually make some money.

4. Is neither an option? Damn, didn’t think so. Going with Supreme Court Justice. Don’t have a good reason, but I’m hoping that the new FEMA director would take some of the attention away from me.