I take heart in the fact that no matter how famous you are or how much money you have, it doesn’t necessarily mean you have any fashion sense.

I promise you all that when I become uber wealthy and famous, I will not fire my fashion consultant*.

*I will not be held accountable for those times when it’s really really early in the morning and have to go outside for one reason or another and consider my pajamas and bedroom slippers appropriate clothing because I’m too damn lazy to put on actual clothes.