Shedding A Few Pounds

Well, I admit it. I looked in the mirror and realized my ass has grown to massive proportions. Now, I wouldn’t mind having a J.Lo booty, but mine is just straight up ghetto booty…sooooo, my weightloss challenge begins.

I want to lose 30 pounds and get back in shape before New Year’s Eve, because the last thing I want on my New Year’s resolutions is ‘lose 30 pounds’.

I’m going to use my blog as my motivation, updating each week with the amount of weight I lose. So far I’ve been super good about my diet and excercise – no more lazy bastard moments for me :D – and it’s great incentive for me to pry myself away from the computer.

Tips? Suggestions? They’re always welcome…

When Did My Blog Get So Popular?

I’ve been renting my blog out on Blog Explosion for the past couple of weeks. The usual going rate? 40 credits. I figure it’s a fair price for a nice little spot over there in my sidebar.

When my last campaign ended and I decided to list my blog again, I figured I’d get one offer when I woke up. Well, I’d be wrong. I had four. When exactly did this blog get so popular? This is the first time I actually had to choose who’d be appearing in my sidebar…and it was tough.

The bidding blogs were all great in some way, but I finally went with Fuggetaboutit because it made me laugh out loud and, frankly, I needed a good laugh. So if you have a moment and need a good laugh, visit Tony at Fuggetaboutit.

Since I didn’t get a chance to, I’d like to offer a little linky love to the very first renter of my blog: ONEMANBANDWIDTH – great blog and worth a read.

The Ultimate Ambush – A Night Out With My Sisters

Have you ever seen an episode of Related? That new show on the WB about the sisters…well, we’re kinda like that – only it’s real life.

My sister called me last night and said she was going to kidnap me to take a quick trip to Wal*Mart, that turned into a sisters’ night out instead when we decided to include my other sister (my oldest sister is going to Brazil and she wanted us all to get together before she left).

That expanded to include their step mom and my nephew (an honorary sister) and after much indecision, we finally decided to visit Bahama Breeze. That initially turned out to be a good decision because they served regular martinis and I saw my opportunity to have my very first martini ever.

Then the waiter asked me if I’d like Vodka or Gin and that just complicated matters. After taking votes, I decided to go with Gin because I hadn’t tasted it before.

Well, that was my first and probably last martini ever. When my drink arrived, I took one giant sip…but it didn’t hurt right away…no, it took a few seconds before it started burning a trail to my stomach. By my third sip, I knew I was done. I felt no pain. finish reading »

My Unexpected and Involuntary Vacation, Otherwise Known As The Aftermath of Hurricane Wilma

Well, in case you haven’t already guessed, my electricity has returned and I am back at my home.

Back? I hear you ask, puzzled. Well, I’ve already mentioned that I could barely make it three days without electricity — it turns out, I can go six. I decided to pack up my cat, some various necessities and make my way over to my wonderful sister’s home. She had electricity after the third day, but her phone and internet was not working. So, although I had the luxury of electricity and satellite t.v. I had no way to access the internet.

But now that I am back, I feel it’s only fair to update everyone on what I consider my unexpected and involuntary vacation from life. If you’re curious, I will be creating its very own page with pictures this weekend and I will update a blog post with the link to it.

The quick of it is: I am okay. My family is okay. My Little Tiger is okay. My house has seen some better days, but it, by comparison, is also okay. I am behind on a bunch of stuff, but am excited to get back to work. I bonded with neighbors and discovered neighbors I never knew I had. Despite my lack of an internet connection, I resorted to good old fashioned ink and paper to start my novel for NaNoWriMo.

I have some thank you’s to issue: The unnamed one for keeping everyone updated on my status and delivering hurricane updates to me while I was hold up in my roman tub. BJ, Helena, and Daisyhead for your warm condolences and everyone else who sent me their prayers.

And one very special person who reminded me that there really is some good still left in this world — but he deserves his very own post so that will come this weekend.

Now, before I finish up, I want to leave you all with some wisdom that Wilma has instilled in me:

  • Pay extra for the expedited shipping.*
  • I’ve already said it, but it’s worth repeating: get camping equipment.
  • Online income is good. Passive income is great. Direct deposit is heaven sent.
  • The one storm you don’t think you need to prepare for is the storm you need to prepare for.
  • Under no circumstances are you to tempt Mother Nature. FEAR HER. Make sure she knows that you fear her too. And don’t try to feign either. Feel it deep down in the marrow of your bones. She’ll leave you alone if she knows you’re good and scared.
  • People can surprise you with their kindness, generosity, and compassion. When it comes down to it, we all depend on each other at some time.

* I finally broke down and ordered a digital camera from Amazon.com about a week before Wilma was due to hit. The memory card arrived long before the camera and the camera was due to arrive on Wed. 26 (2 days after the hurricane hit), but as you can imagine…the package was delayed.

The good news is, I received it Monday, so it wasn’t too bad, but all the pictures I’ve taken of Wilma’s toll are a week after the fact – something to bear in mind. When I get the regular film shots developed, I may scan and add them to the blog.

I will expound on each of the points presented in the longer hurricane Wilma page…but for now, something to make you go aaaawwww. You can click on each of the images for a larger view.


  • Meet Blackie – My sister’s cat

  • You should all know my little fuzzy princess: Little Tiger

  • It’s my fuzzy princess – ain’t she sooo cute?

  • Meet Bear (aka Care Bear, Bear Bear, Pretty Boy, etc. etc.) – my sister’s mini-dog (she hates it when I call him that)

  • ssssh – he’s sleeping.