PubCon in Boston is over — but the memories will live forever.

All names, situations, and anything else identifiable in each quote has been omitted. Basically, you’ll just be reading a bunch of quotes taken out of context.

If your sensibilities are easily offended, I’m giving you fair warning - Stop. Reading. Now.

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I will go down with you.
You will go down with me?

Ohhhhh, just gag me with a spoon!

Here’s my ID, show me your ass.

She’s coming…RUN!

DO YOU KNOW HOW ******’ HARD IT IS TO GET A CAB IN BOSTON AT 2:00 O’CLOCK IN THE ******* MORNING??

It looks like a sea urchin.

If I wasn’t drunk, I’d so kick your ass.
If you weren’t drunk, I’d so kick your ass.

Oh, I thought it said ‘I licked your ad.’

Well, I just thought you and I could rock it really hard tonight.

Don’t let how he looks fool you, he’s really not all that innocent.

It has to be a lipstick lesbian.

Ssssh, guess what? WE’RE DRUNK.

Yea, you should probably go downstairs, they’ll most likely be thankful if you are.

Men treat websites like their dicks - they don’t realize size doesn’t matter.

**** a duck.

Let’s sit at the cool table.

This rainbow line crap is really starting to piss me off. Where the **** is the green line?

Am I the only one who hears jazz?
No, those aren’t just the voices in your head.

Here, have another one - it will make you feel better.
This is my seventh one and I’m not really feeling any better. In fact, I’m only feeling drunk.

Do you do best of the web?
Do I do best of the web?

Let’s just make them booth candy.

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Yea, there are a whole lot more, but I don’t remember them all. If you want a real and true synopsis of Boston PubCon 2006, I hope to have that online by Monday.