PubCon in Boston is over — but the memories will live forever.
All names, situations, and anything else identifiable in each quote has been omitted. Basically, you’ll just be reading a bunch of quotes taken out of context.
If your sensibilities are easily offended, I’m giving you fair warning - Stop. Reading. Now.
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I will go down with you.
You will go down with me?
Ohhhhh, just gag me with a spoon!
Here’s my ID, show me your ass.
She’s coming…RUN!
DO YOU KNOW HOW ******’ HARD IT IS TO GET A CAB IN BOSTON AT 2:00 O’CLOCK IN THE ******* MORNING??
It looks like a sea urchin.
If I wasn’t drunk, I’d so kick your ass.
If you weren’t drunk, I’d so kick your ass.
Oh, I thought it said ‘I licked your ad.’
Well, I just thought you and I could rock it really hard tonight.
Don’t let how he looks fool you, he’s really not all that innocent.
It has to be a lipstick lesbian.
Ssssh, guess what? WE’RE DRUNK.
Yea, you should probably go downstairs, they’ll most likely be thankful if you are.
Men treat websites like their dicks - they don’t realize size doesn’t matter.
**** a duck.
Let’s sit at the cool table.
This rainbow line crap is really starting to piss me off. Where the **** is the green line?
Am I the only one who hears jazz?
No, those aren’t just the voices in your head.
Here, have another one - it will make you feel better.
This is my seventh one and I’m not really feeling any better. In fact, I’m only feeling drunk.
Do you do best of the web?
Do I do best of the web?
Let’s just make them booth candy.
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Yea, there are a whole lot more, but I don’t remember them all. If you want a real and true synopsis of Boston PubCon 2006, I hope to have that online by Monday.
This theme has already been
April 22nd, 2006 at 9:27 pm
sounds like it was a good time had by all. Wish i could have been there
April 22nd, 2006 at 9:53 pm
LOL LOL - I cant believe you actually posted this! hahahaha
I had such a blast with you guys! Looking forward to Vegas
-Lynn
April 22nd, 2006 at 10:09 pm
Oh yes Trisha - a good time was definitely had by all…but just so everyone knows, it wasn’t all fun and games - I learned some stuff too :D.
Of course Lynn - I warned you LOL. I really enjoyed meeting you and Chrissie, you two are awesome. So looking forward to Vegas!
April 22nd, 2006 at 11:21 pm
Ha! What a time we had, it rocked
I will just link to you and Lynn since you both covered it so nicely!
I miss you guys already!!
April 22nd, 2006 at 11:26 pm
April 22nd, 2006 at 11:38 pm
I was at Boston Pubcon this week and I’m trying to remember who said what. It’s a cool post, and I’m going to subscribe to your blog.
April 23rd, 2006 at 12:11 am
[...] Teli recapped our most memorable quotes. There are some good ones in there if I say so myself. I won’t be which or if any are mine… [...]
April 23rd, 2006 at 12:02 pm
Chrissie - I miss you already too and like you said, we live too close not to hang out more often
Rae - damn, you do look sweet, don’t cha…I don’t know how the hell that happened. My camera was possessed.
Hey Marshall - I hope you had just as a good a time in Boston as we did, if you do manage to figure out who said what, mum’s the word.
April 23rd, 2006 at 4:25 pm
Teli, these are hilarious! Wish I could have been there, and met you all.
April 23rd, 2006 at 4:31 pm
Thanks Belle,
There’s always Las Vegas….hint hint.
April 23rd, 2006 at 4:35 pm
Looks Like I Missed a Really Good Time at Pubcon
I’ve been here missing Chrissie all week - she and Lynn and Teli had an absolute blast at Pubcon. There’ve been lots of serious recaps of PubCon all this week, so I got a kick out of the lighter side
April 23rd, 2006 at 9:10 pm
Damn girl. Some of those quotes should come with photos!
Rae, you do look rather… ahem… sweet in that photo. I think Teli touched it up.
Nice job Teli. I’m expecting to receive my copies of those PubCon photos you promised.
April 24th, 2006 at 9:59 am
Photos? Remember, I want to amuse my readers, not scare them away and scar them for life…
And fear not, you shall receive copies of the photos when they’re all set.
I’m ashamed to admit it, but no one has received their copies of any photos yet because I have so many people to prepare a set for.
I should have realized what I was getting myself into when I brought my camera
April 24th, 2006 at 10:17 am
Hi Gregg!
I’m looking forward to seeing the photos as well, Teli. Thanks for all your work on that end… you’re a gem!
-Lynn
April 24th, 2006 at 8:15 pm
Teli, fill me in on all details in re vegas as I may be able to wrap up class in time to be there
April 24th, 2006 at 9:40 pm
>> photos
Take you time! I’m only yanking your chain.
Hi Lynn and Rae and Chrissie!
To the rest of you, plan for Vegas. It’s shaping up to be our best one yet. And this time I’ll bring a camera!
April 24th, 2006 at 9:56 pm
*waving back at Gregg*
~ Lynn
June 4th, 2006 at 11:07 pm
You guys picked the best time for your conference… Rain!!!!!! It was like 2 weeks non-stop.