I think I’ve been living in a cave or something because I had no idea that they made things called water bras.
While running a few errands, I happen into the bra/underwear section and see something with the word water on the tag. This made me very curious. Being the touchy-feely person that I am, I immediately grabbed it off the rack and started playing with it. (My mother always had to smack my fingers and say, “See with your eyes, not with your hands.” Guess I didn’t learn.)
While I’m playing with this bra in complete awe, I hear laughter coming from somewhere behind me. I turn to see who it is and it happens to be one of the very male store employees cracking up because I’m fondling this bra like a wide-eyed psychopath.
I know what it must have looked like to him, and believe me, it didn’t look good. Let this be a lesson to you, always be aware of your surroundings and who’s watching you.