August Ramblings of the Mildly Insane Archives

A Lot Like Sex

So, I’m getting my hair done and I’m leaned back over the sink having my scalp massaged when I happen to mention it feels nice. I also mention that I massage my scalp at home, but it never feels the same.
My hair stylist replied, “That’s because you’re the one doing it. It’s a lot like [...]

# | Comments Off | Filed in: Mild Insanity

Let’s Swing, Baby!

I tried it once in college. I had never swung before and it was so much fun I didn’t want to stop. Unfortunately, like all good things, it came to an end. It was filed away as one of those one-time-only fun things to do.
That is…until now. I really don’t know why, but the urge [...]

# | 2 Comments | Filed in: Mild Insanity, Nostalgia

New Tool For iPods

A new toy for those days when he just can’t seem to get it right (or if you just don’t have/want a he). They even have tips and tricks.
Who knew an iPod could be put to such good use?
Ladies, if you decide to experiment, remember while (I assume) it may be waterproof, your iPod [...]

# | 3 Comments | Filed in: Geekie Stuff

Protected: The *Before* Pictures

There is no excerpt because this is a protected post.

# | Comments Off | Filed in: About um...me

Protected: The Wedding

There is no excerpt because this is a protected post.

# | Enter your password to view comments | Filed in: Mild Insanity

Hello Little Ethiopian Child

I’m dieting. Though it started before 2006 rolled in, this is officially the first day that I haven’t cheated on it.
So, when my sister suggested we stop off at Wendy’s, I politely declined and told her about my diet, to which she responded with a genuine, “Why?”
“Because I’ve gained a lot of weight since [...]

# | 3 Comments | Filed in: About um...me, Mild Insanity