1. Babies squirm. A lot.
  2. Don’t let their small size deceive you, when a baby’s butt explodes, you better have a gas mask. A shovel will also come in handy.
  3. Babies know when they’re leaving you a present and they will laugh at you.
  4. Pushing a stroller and shopping cart simultaneously is a good skill to have.
  5. Having a baby (especially a young one) entitles you to cuts in line.
  6. Bonus: babies love kisses.